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This could have been done before, I don't know, just an obvious little joke. The next one is gonna be longer, I've even already decided what's it going to be about (for the first time wow).

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Also, I was just saw this art thief, not only does he steal comics, but also crops out some of the punchlines, what the FUCK who does that synchro2323.deviantart.com/
and his sock puppet frosted-zombie.deviantart.com/
Please help reporting until all stolen comics are removed!
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Wisecrack-Idiots Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015
I laughed until I cried. And then I laughed some more. This - This is bloody brilliant. I've always adored Astrid, but somehow you made me love her and Arnbjorn even more. Take a bunch of masterclass assassins and bring 'em down twenty pegs as they try to discover the age-old secret of removing permanent ink. xD
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015
Thanks:D They make a cute couple with their dorky moments :)
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:iconwisecrack-idiots:
Wisecrack-Idiots Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015
An understatement, my friend. I haven't done any of the Dark Brotherhood quests yet, but I did look at the guild members and their dialogue and omg I love how Arnbjorn talks about his wife. "Oh, my beautiful wife has told me all about you." *explodes from all the cute*
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015
I liked how he boasted about his amazing sense of smell but had no clue I was a werewolf :giggle:
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:iconwisecrack-idiots:
Wisecrack-Idiots Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015
You'd almost think it was some sort of lore inconsistency on Bethesda's part. But no, that can't be right.
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:iconkaiserliche:
Kaiserliche Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Huh.  Sad dummy 
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Kaiserliche Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
What do you mean?
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:iconspaceskeleton:
I don't know what you're talking about
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:iconkaiserliche:
Kaiserliche Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
But you said in the description to "help report all stolen artwork".
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014
Oh this! Well there is always a report button on a deviation but the admins don't seem to care. Like it's less important than useless updates :/
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:iconkaiserliche:
Kaiserliche Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That should be fixed, it's a bit unfair.
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014
I don't expect much from them after they changed their logo to a Z Derp 
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:iconkaiserliche:
Kaiserliche Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Unfair  CURSE YOU! 
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:iconkaiserliche:
Kaiserliche Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I am very concerned about this. How do I report?
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014
You don't Shrug 
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:iconkaiserliche:
Kaiserliche Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
What about: how do I help report?
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:iconkingrievous:
KINGRIEVOUS Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I wiped the Brotherhood from the face of Skyrim......But they still exist in the deepest darkest corners...
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:iconmizuzu-sama:
mizuzu-sama Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014
Thats why they have gloves
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myszka657 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
All of your Skyrim comics make me want to join the dark Brotherhood, so I do, but each time I'm sorely disappointed because the game immediately reminds me your versions of the characters are not canon T_T then I quit... read your comics.. and restart the cycle. 
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Ahh I must say whenever I come back to the game it surprises me how serious everyone acts^^;
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:iconblackdiamond874:
BlackDiamond874 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014
It seems that not even the leader of the Dark Brotherhood is exempt to having "blonde moments".
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014
Oh, she had a bunch of those ;)
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:iconglacial-moon:
Glacial-Moon Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
haha I always wondered what happened to the stupid Dark Brotherhood member who dipped their hand in ink...
now I know...
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baratron Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
LOL.
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:iconthe-exiled-muse:
the-exiled-muse Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013
Oh my, this makes me think of Macbeth ...

"Out, damned spot! out, I say! One; two: why, then, ’tis time to do ’t. Hell is murky! Fie, my lord, fie! a soldier, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account? Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?"
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spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013
It warms my heart that you thought of Lady Macbeth, looking at this.
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:iconwildroses2009:
Wildroses2009 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013

Oh my goodness, of course, this makes so much sense. It has to have happened, why did I never realise before?

 

I once saw another picture which had the Dovahkiin write a note back saying: "All respect I may have had for your organisation as worthy adversaries was lost when you entrusted your message to a courier dressed in nothing but a hat and loincloth."

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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013
But insane couriers don't ask questions! They also might deliver your message to a chicken.
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terryts2 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
Good stuff. If i were to make a request. I'm begging you to do another 'We know' one, but the Dragon born's response would be a middle finger back to the dark brotherhood saying 'I don't care'
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
This is a perfect idea for my other Dragonborn, I'll do it!
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:iconscribeofinfinite:
scribeofinfinite Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013
I just though it was dried blood; or bile
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:iconreyray:
ReyRay Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my gosh, Astrid's expression! XD
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:iconumbravita:
Umbravita Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:rofl: Oh my god.
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SpartanCTN0452-9 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013
I love your stuff :D It's so funny and well drawn. Great Job!
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013
Aw, thank you so much :iconohyoublushplz:
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:iconkwenos:
Kwenos Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013
If that's ink, I weep for Astrid. My only advice is a large bottle of acetone and remember that our body cells renew fully every seven years.
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013
Poor woman doesn't have that much time! :(
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:iconnosvertu:
Nosvertu Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013
My question is why does everyone in Skyrim have the exact same, incredibly-legible handwriting?
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013
It goes well with the verbose sentences bandits write in their diaries.
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:iconnosvertu:
Nosvertu Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013
That, too. They talk like idiots, but write like professional authors.
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brandt2846 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Haha.. Nahh man, Its just that they only write when they are high on skooma and moon sugar, Their inspiration level is so incredibly hyped they just have to write the diary that they just realized they hadnt even used yet!... Moon Sugar: Cocainium X)
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Khelt Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I dunno about the getting the paint off of Astrid's hand, but I didn't find it that hard taking the head off of her body. :)

STARTED: DESTROY THE DARK BROTHERHOOD!
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013
I am SO doing that in this next playthrough!
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:icondewani90:
Dewani90 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
there is still the mystery of how she made a five-finger hand mark with only four fingers :3, anyway, i still think they use the hand of some victim just in case the paint doesn't come off.
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013
I'd better not catch you applying logic 'round here!
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:iconalfadas91:
Alfadas91 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013

That's why u should think twice before joining them. :)

 

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MakiLoomis Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Student
THIS IS BRILLIANT!  XDDDD Poor Astrid! Q7Q  I hope she will get off that paint of her hands in the end :iconpapcryplz:

Well, done! >7< /
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013
Don't worry, she will. OR WILL SHE?! *cliffhanger*
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X-WindDance-X Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha I can see this happening. Great work! :D
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013
Thank you! :)
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