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50k year old armor by spaceskeleton 50k year old armor by spaceskeleton
WARRANTY EXPIRES TODAY

(it was a kneeless catsuit with some scrap metal glued on anyway)



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Update: wow, thanks for all the favs, people! :la:
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:iconcaptainofmysheep:
captainofmysheep Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014
Oh gawd, James with the spatula. And Javik is all still until...CLANG.
I love this.
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014
If he moved it would fall faster :D
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:iconcaptainofmysheep:
captainofmysheep Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014
Hehe! You are totally right!
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:iconprofessorpsychopath:
ProfessorPsychopath Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014
Something just occurred to me…the collectors…were they naked? I mean, they looked name compaired to Javik…
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014
Yeah, at least they have their carapace. Now I see I should have put the bare muscle on his leg too
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:iconprofessorpsychopath:
ProfessorPsychopath Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014
Well, the collectors were geneticly modified, so they’re not going to look all that similar. I’m just glad they’re bugs. That way, at least if they are naked, their dangly-parts are…well, not dangly…still super weird though! Normally I only shot naked things in Saints Row.
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:iconhezaah:
Hezaah Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Love him fish pants. :la:
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:iconmoggyman:
MoggyMan Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013
:rofl:

So true.....Javik isn't feeling as superior anymore I bet XDDDDDD
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013
Still standing proud though!
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:iconmoggyman:
MoggyMan Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013
:giggle: Javik has some of the best lines in the whole series xD
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013
250% renegade. And Liara's disappointment makes him even more fun Devilish 
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:iconnarrlequin:
Narrlequin Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
man this one really cracked me up :'D
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:iconmzies:
MZies Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Javik: Did u just troll me primitive? 
James: (LOLZ) err.... I guess so. :)
Javik: you know James, I never liked you much but I'd never thought I'd be throwing u out the airlock.
James: Sounds fun, Lets go!
Javik:  are u trying to troll me again primitive?! 
James: maybe.... 
Javik: aw, hell naw! *picks up james* 
James: What are u doing? 
Javik: DIE TROLL! I will not feed u!! *throws out airlock*
James: Noooooooooo! (Dead) Xb
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013
Nice boxerrrrssss! *drifts into the void*
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:iconmzies:
MZies Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
:)
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:iconrebelkid18:
rebelkid18 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013
I see London, I see France, I see Javik's underpants! o3o
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:iconkurohcat:
KurohCat Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013
Pants with fish! :'D Lool
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:icontonnar:
Tonnar Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
james jinxed it
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:iconnexus763:
nexus763 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013
where are the wings ?
Nevermind the underpants make up for it.
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013
wat wings:?
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:iconnexus763:
nexus763 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
Protheans are believed to have wings. Some fly in ME2. Hum, Javik probably doesn't have them, though.
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:iconjcaper:
JCAPER Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
well, the collectors suffered cybernetic and genetic modifications. Their wings could have been implemented.
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:iconarual-gaze:
Arual-Gaze Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Student General Artist
LOL!
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:iconjowain92:
Jowain92 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Needs more Samurai spirit if you ask me ;)
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:iconbbb35:
bbb35 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
:lmao: Love it!!
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:iconrealdeadmeat:
Realdeadmeat Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
...and then his boxers dientergrate
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:iconblackace202:
blackace202 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
lol i died 2 times after reading this
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:iconredrose-melody:
redrose-melody Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
FIIIISHES
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:iconnanavakarian:
NanaVakarian Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
smexy underwear ;)
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
oh prothy you kinky bastard ;P
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:iconkokomiko:
kokomiko Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This made my day!
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
ah, the most tedious of my drawings :D
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:iconkokomiko:
kokomiko Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
the game lacked this kind of self-aware humor, bravo to you !
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
Oh yes, this game takes itself way too seriously. thanks :)
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:iconsome1the4got10:
Some1The4Got10 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Vega has a point
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Javik just has to agree :P
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:icontrishata96:
Trishata96 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
The look Javik gives Vega just seems to say "Damn you primitve. You had to jinx it! And stop laughing!"
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
I believe Vega won't laugh, just make this face :iconahurrplz:
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:iconsanctia:
Sanctia Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD this is funny :)
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:iconcaporaletravers:
caporaletravers Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012
LFMAO
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:iconhuntrag94:
HuntraG94 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
I never thought of that in till seeing this but funny comic dude.
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:iconactuallyfenharel:
ActuallyFenHarel Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
LOVE LOVE LOVE!
Too freakin funny! XD

~love~
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:iconraw666:
raw666 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
Well Human, I'll be taking your armor until mine is repared. A primitive like you won't need armor, cannon fodder rarely does.
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012
You won't troll me, buggy, not in these boxers.
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:iconelledontyoudare:
ElleDontYouDare Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Student General Artist
this oh my god ahahahahahahahahaha
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:iconelzariel:
Elzariel Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
its the fish boxers that do it....
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:iconcaffeinatedmusing:
caffeinatedmusing Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL- Javik in little fish boxers. pffft. This made my day- thank you!
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:iconspaceskeleton:
spaceskeleton Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
glad it made you smile! :D
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:iconlweeling:
Lweeling Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aha that's totally priceless! :D
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:iconredyakka:
redyakka Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
Is anyone confused about how someone who was born during the reaper invasion, and has been a soldier his whole life, knows so much about the infant species in the galaxy?
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